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"Surrender, fool, or I decimate your dwelling!" -Kane

" 'ello!" - Kane

"The law? the law? I AM THE LAW!" - Karreman

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Banshee

"We dont care about your ztyping news!" -- Banshee

"Welcome... To web-dev Hell... *maniacle laughter ensues*" -- Kane

"Damn, LC loves using caps lock!" -- TS0000

"*maniacle laughter ensues*" -- Kane

"This is a ceast and desist order for your brain..." -- Kane

Kane: "G'Day!" CC: "GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO, ASSHOLE!"

"Have you learned how to use those newfangled 'shoelaces' yet?" -- Kane to Banshee

"You know you have no life when you say, at 4:00am, 'I think the carpet needs shampooing'" -- Kane

"I may only have a Half-Life, but it's a GOOD half!" -- Kane

"Danmnit, the M, A, N, I, A, C, L, and E keys are worn out on my keyboard. I need to stop laughing..." -- Kane

"Nah, they'll do it. I own PPM, after all..." -- Karreman

"I dont give a ztypeing damn about your reasons..." -- LC

"EVERYONE MOVE YOUR ASS" -- LC

"Don`t dream, Kane!" -- Banshee

"J00! DL THE L337 PPM MOD HERE!" -- Kane

"You`re wrong, my friend." -- Banshee

"YOUVE BARELY DONE ztype ALL FOR THE MOD THATS CONSTRUCTIVE!!!!!!" -- LC

"bribe me with Penguin Mints..." -- Kane

"CC! READY THE G-ARMOURY!" -- Kane

"Confrigafraged Dimwittickers!" - Sk8erkid

"Burn, BURN!! Burn like an icecicle in hell!??!?" - Sk8erkid

Kane: A cyborg is eating the guts of a dinosaur, while a megalomniac puffs on acaffeine pipe and a chain smoker is freezing his balls off an getting eaten by penguins in the north pole... Yoshi: just another day in ppm

"Never piss off CC" -- Kane

"you guys arent using enough sex and violence" -- Sk8erkid

"let me know, so I may kill him. ERK! I mean, scold him" -- Kane

"My computer, literally, heats my entire room. I melt bottles of water with it." -- Kane

"CC! YOU INCONGRUOUS FOOL!!!!!" -- Kane

"I'm making some yoshi stew. Want some?" -- Evil CC clone

Black Mage Kane (Away)

"You see, you never get a chance to see good quotes in books and newspapers. When you hear someone say 'Confrigafraged Dimwhittikers...' That's a quote you should see in a newspaper..." -- Kane

Maverick: "Hey Kane, do you have a pic to show us?" Kane: "Do you suppose that you will see something so infused with illogicality and unreality that your logical mind will instantly snap and send you spiraling into the Abyss of Insanity?" Maverick: "I'm already insane."

Kane: "Want a cookie?" Yoshi: "lemme guess, its poison, or wait, even better it will shed my insides with a viral infection" Kane: "Nope, just a cookie" Yoshi: "That would be nice, but your reputation preceedes you"

Kane: "The OICW will replace the M16 and M203. Fires nades, built in, and 556 natos. has TWO scopes by default, targeting computer, and built-in radio and flare launcher. All you need is your gun, for REAL now." Sk8erkid: "Does it make coffee?"

"NO, it must die slowly" -- Karreman

"Don`t dream, Karreman" -- Banshee

"ztype off with these PPM sayings!!!" -- Banshee

"CC butkick needed" -- Karreman

"add what, Mr. Dreamer?" -- Banshee

"to be a dreamer?" -- Banshee

"Shut up, CC" -- Banshee

"C'mon Every Body! Let's Dance!!" -- Karreman

"shake your head, then you're rocking" -- Karreman

"all your f*cking team-ppm.com belongs to us.." -- Karreman

"Evil, it's what's for breakfast!" -- Kane

"All unaccompanied and unruly children will be eaten" -- Kane

"YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!" -- Kane

"Because, Vlad, You have the mental capacity of a horse testicle" -- Kane

"SHUT THE ztype UP YOU HYPER CRITICAL SCOTTISH BASTARD!!!!!!!" -- LC

"hitler was an insane, evil german." -- Stucuk

"You gonna eat that?" -- Yoshi

"I cann Speel I reely Kan !!!" by mavrick

"Noone can quote me! HA HA HA HA!" -- Deathray

"Very subtle Tapek." -- Tratos

Tapek · Guest

Note, you dont see any specific quotes by me since I was in charge of them and liked quoting everyone but myself.

UmmErrKane · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:04 am Post subject:

Gotta change that Very Happy

Who votes to remake the PPM sayings?

kopaka649 · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:08 am Post subject:

me
and this doesn't belong in the crap forum

Tapek · Guest

Yea, your right.

Moved to Main

UmmErrKane · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:39 am Post subject:

There's dozens of quotes, of all shapes and sizes, and multiple ones for everyone. We should really start adding to the list occasionally, and maybe even put up a little rotator script on the mainsite...

DeathRay2K · Commander **Joined**: 01 Sep 2002 **Location**: Canada

No one can quote me! HA HA HA HA!!!

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UmmErrKane · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 11:47 pm Post subject:

"Noone can quote me! HA HA HA HA!" adding to quotes XD

Sk8erkid · INSANE **Joined**: 16 Aug 2002

alright im over my spamming craze i know you will all be glad to hear #Tongue

soo.. from recent convo

Sk8erkid: how do you win by saying something that doesnt make sense?!!
Sk8erkid: if that was the case id always win

Tapek · Guest

Added a quote by Tratos, feel free to add them, but the actual HTML list won't be updated since our Coding Monkey (Banshee) can probably make a better script.

Tapek · Guest

Cleansed of evil, and moved to Offtopic. Only reply to this thread if it concerns the PPM Sayings, ok?

Moved

Eternal2u · Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:00 pm Post subject:

that was too funny had me laffign for a solid 20 minutes roflmao

mavrick · Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:00 am Post subject:

i like them sayings, through ppm, i learned how to type properly. With puntuation and all... Smile

, it brought back memorys to see, I cann Speel I reely Kan..

well you can re-do them, but none of them will involve me, seeing as i'm and never around no mores.

the_kid · Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2003 2:25 am Post subject:

Oy, you forgot the best one. remember i always put that funny little dark red smily at the end of every thread and it drove cc crazy. I know you remember Tapek, no denying it. And because he hated it so much he asked me to move it to my signature and not post it anymore. Then After I did that he disabled signatures on his comp so he could see it. yes, too bad we don't have the actual image anymore.

Oh and my favorite one of kane's was "BRB, I have to go conquer the world again"

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Revolutionary · Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject:

Quote:

"SHUT THE ztype UP YOU HYPER CRITICAL SCOTTISH BASTARD!!!!!!!" -- LC

lc signed his death warent with that

dont slag the scotts

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CalChillin · Missile Trooper **Joined**: 23 Oct 2007

dam that is one big ass bump you did their mate i mean come on 15th sep 03 - 27th may 08, im not compleatly sure is this a recored Laughing

Lt Albrecht · Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:12 pm Post subject:

revolutionary you signed your death warrant with that!

And now for gordon *loads L/30 with a HESH round and checks targeting computer*

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Aro · Alcohol Fueled **Joined**: 10 Sep 2006

It's a sticky... -_-
Heres a quote for the list:

"OH NO HE DIDN'!! #Cussing out

"

ChielScape · Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject:

OH SHI-

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gufu · Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject:

We need to update this hee list of epic. Even if this server as a memorial of older times.

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Biohazard · Commander **Joined**: 17 Jan 2008 **Location**: MD,USA

once i actually almost bumped this

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Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

He bumped a 5-year old topic to not what the scotts? Wait, someone bumped an even older topic before...

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Dutchygamer · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:11 pm Post subject:

Is this where famous PPM quotes are stored?
Then this one must not miss:

Dutchygamer wrote:

*requesting locky here...*

Also, it isn't that bad this is bumped, as long this will be the only thread he bumps #Tongue

Banshee · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:20 pm Post subject:

Another quote that needs to be stored:

Banshee wrote:

This is sexier than what this forum was supposed to tolerate.

That was a classic and Clazzy is right to put it in his sig Laughing

...

Sir Modsalot · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject:

Banshee wrote:

Clazzy is right to put it in his sig Laughing

...

That's not enough? #Tongue

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Aro · Alcohol Fueled **Joined**: 10 Sep 2006

"Surrender, fool, or I decimate your dwelling!" -Kane

" 'ello!" - Kane

"The law? the law? I AM THE LAW!" - Karreman

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Banshee

"We dont care about your ztyping news!" -- Banshee

"Welcome... To web-dev Hell... *maniacle laughter ensues*" -- Kane

"Damn, LC loves using caps lock!" -- TS0000

"*maniacle laughter ensues*" -- Kane

"This is a ceast and desist order for your brain..." -- Kane

Kane: "G'Day!" CC: "GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO, ASSHOLE!"

"Have you learned how to use those newfangled 'shoelaces' yet?" -- Kane to Banshee

"You know you have no life when you say, at 4:00am, 'I think the carpet needs shampooing'" -- Kane

"I may only have a Half-Life, but it's a GOOD half!" -- Kane

"Danmnit, the M, A, N, I, A, C, L, and E keys are worn out on my keyboard. I need to stop laughing..." -- Kane

"Nah, they'll do it. I own PPM, after all..." -- Karreman

"I dont give a ztypeing damn about your reasons..." -- LC

"EVERYONE MOVE YOUR ASS" -- LC

"Don`t dream, Kane!" -- Banshee

"J00! DL THE L337 PPM MOD HERE!" -- Kane

"You`re wrong, my friend." -- Banshee

"YOUVE BARELY DONE ztype ALL FOR THE MOD THATS CONSTRUCTIVE!!!!!!" -- LC

"bribe me with Penguin Mints..." -- Kane

"CC! READY THE G-ARMOURY!" -- Kane

"Confrigafraged Dimwittickers!" - Sk8erkid

"Burn, BURN!! Burn like an icecicle in hell!??!?" - Sk8erkid

Kane: A cyborg is eating the guts of a dinosaur, while a megalomniac puffs on acaffeine pipe and a chain smoker is freezing his balls off an getting eaten by penguins in the north pole... Yoshi: just another day in ppm

"Never piss off CC" -- Kane

"you guys arent using enough sex and violence" -- Sk8erkid

"let me know, so I may kill him. ERK! I mean, scold him" -- Kane

"My computer, literally, heats my entire room. I melt bottles of water with it." -- Kane

"CC! YOU INCONGRUOUS FOOL!!!!!" -- Kane

"I'm making some yoshi stew. Want some?" -- Evil CC clone

Black Mage Kane (Away)

"You see, you never get a chance to see good quotes in books and newspapers. When you hear someone say 'Confrigafraged Dimwhittikers...' That's a quote you should see in a newspaper..." -- Kane

Maverick: "Hey Kane, do you have a pic to show us?" Kane: "Do you suppose that you will see something so infused with illogicality and unreality that your logical mind will instantly snap and send you spiraling into the Abyss of Insanity?" Maverick: "I'm already insane."

Kane: "Want a cookie?" Yoshi: "lemme guess, its poison, or wait, even better it will shed my insides with a viral infection" Kane: "Nope, just a cookie" Yoshi: "That would be nice, but your reputation preceedes you"

Kane: "The OICW will replace the M16 and M203. Fires nades, built in, and 556 natos. has TWO scopes by default, targeting computer, and built-in radio and flare launcher. All you need is your gun, for REAL now." Sk8erkid: "Does it make coffee?"

"NO, it must die slowly" -- Karreman

"Don`t dream, Karreman" -- Banshee

"ztype off with these PPM sayings!!!" -- Banshee

"CC butkick needed" -- Karreman

"add what, Mr. Dreamer?" -- Banshee

"to be a dreamer?" -- Banshee

"Shut up, CC" -- Banshee

"C'mon Every Body! Let's Dance!!" -- Karreman

"shake your head, then you're rocking" -- Karreman

"all your f*cking team-ppm.com belongs to us.." -- Karreman

"Evil, it's what's for breakfast!" -- Kane

"All unaccompanied and unruly children will be eaten" -- Kane

"YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!" -- Kane

"Because, Vlad, You have the mental capacity of a horse testicle" -- Kane

"SHUT THE ztype UP YOU HYPER CRITICAL SCOTTISH BASTARD!!!!!!!" -- LC

"hitler was an insane, evil german." -- Stucuk

"You gonna eat that?" -- Yoshi

"I cann Speel I reely Kan !!!" by mavrick

"Noone can quote me! HA HA HA HA!" -- Deathray

"Very subtle Tapek." -- Tratos

"OH NO HE DIDN'!! #Cussing out

" -- Aro

"There is no sanity left in this thread." -- DCoder

"Your stupidity is a good reason to bash you." -- DCoder

"This is sexier than what this forum was supposed to tolerate." -- Banshee

"*requesting locky here...*" -- DutchyGamer

"YOU! Look like a chicken!" -- Team Black

"Your feet look like lion paws! #Tongue

" -- Aro

Lt Albrecht · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject:

Quote:

"hitler was an insane, evil german." -- Stucuk

That's rubbish! [stupid national hatred]Hitler was Austrian and everone knows Austrians are the spawn of satan and lock their first-born daughter in a secret sex dungeon after they reach the age of 16 traditionally[/stupid national hatred]

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gufu · Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject:

Needs more dunking!

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Von Kriplespac · General **Joined**: 01 Sep 2004 **Location**: Somewhere

All this time and I don't have a quote? Damn.

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Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

I probably wouldn't have, too #Tongue

It'll be hard to search the entire forum to find quotes, yep.

Well looks like ancient theories of the Earth being square has been revived...at least in TAKTICs. #Tongue

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

Von Kriplespac wrote:

All this time and I don't have a quote? Damn.

To the list!

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Team SomeGuy · General **Joined**: 18 Aug 2006

Well I guess it's a good thing I haven't been quoted yet.....oh wait.

Lt Albrecht · Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject:

There was a thread somewhere that I wanted to quote, not me. Someone else.
Seeings as there isn't anything individually quote worthy I've ever said if anyone wants to quote me:
"[insert bad joke here]"-Lt Albrecht
I know it's bad but it fits in with the jokes...

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Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

Quote:

Why is there a giant black cock in the forest?

- Carno

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Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

Quote:

Good God Joshy that is HIDEOUS! MAKE IT STOP!!!11 Surprised

Add this to the list. Team Black.

Quote:

Icy needs to stop whoring the project at an Anime convention and start updating the homepage.

Arikado.

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areaSZ · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 11:34 am Post subject:

Quote
Quote
Quote

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Aro · Alcohol Fueled **Joined**: 10 Sep 2006

If you all gather up some quotes, I'll post a topic. #Tongue

Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

Well, for start, Gufu's "DUNK!" is a must. Also, did Ackron or Sevelys have any good sayings?

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Dutchygamer · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 1:03 pm Post subject:

Just c/p from this topic Aro... Mine is already listed #Tongue

John Galt · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 4:25 pm Post subject:

"handofcod died of that damn disease three years ago. So then why am I reading his post?" -- Arikado (thread incinerated in crap forum)

"BTW, when i tried i want to import myself in the game, i NEED to use the "IsGay=true" tag else the game crashes...." -- Sevelys

"yup im a talking cat" -- Ackron

Dutchygamer · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject:

I dug up something:

Destiny wrote:

getTibEdfindtherhinosinitagsandthevechicletypeswordsandcopypastethemintothemapinieditor.

Crimsonum · Seth **Joined**: 14 Jul 2005 **Location**: Fineland

DCoder wrote:

"handofcod died of that damn disease three years ago. So then why am I reading his post?" -- Arikado (thread incinerated in crap forum)

"BTW, when i tried i want to import myself in the game, i NEED to use the "IsGay=true" tag else the game crashes...." -- Sevelys

"yup im a talking cat" -- Ackron

Hmm....I don't remember the second one, but I do remember the third one like the other day #Tongue

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Sir Modsalot · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 6:54 pm Post subject:

Aro wrote:

If you all gather up some quotes, I'll post a topic. #Tongue

Isn't that what THIS topic is for? Confused

I remember this quote from TumSun if it counts (not exact wording, but it's as close as I remember, I'm sure some of you guys remember, too);

"That's so ugly I just puked my pants." ~Ackron

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Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

Quote:

wut r gooegl?

~ Mei Ling

I think the thread was deleted...by crappy.

Quote:

Badger can give you a nasty nip, maybe hedgehogs could fall from a branch into your eye o.o

~ Wolven

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Dutchygamer · Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:18 am Post subject:

Destiny wrote:

Quote:

wut r gooegl?

~ Mei Ling

I think the thread was deleted...by crappy.

Yep, it's killed, but I still have the whole topic saved as a pic (long live PPC for that #Tongue

). I even made an motivator out of it #Tongue

Denmon · General **Joined**: 12 Jun 2004 **Location**: /S/weden

Biohazard wrote:

once i actually almost bumped this

once i ate an entire pineapple myself

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Biohazard · Commander **Joined**: 17 Jan 2008 **Location**: MD,USA

serious? nice job #Tongue

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Renegangsta · Cyborg Commando **Joined**: 02 Aug 2007 **Location**: meh

this one time at band camp...

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Dutchygamer · Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:50 am Post subject:

Another one for the list:

Clarkson wrote:

Peace, Unity, Internal Error.

Destiny · President **Joined**: 02 May 2006 **Location**: Singapore

NECRO ATOMIC BUMP

ahahaha oh wow - DCoder

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He reveals himself! The apocalypse has reached us! - Dutchygamer

resistance is futile. -Chiel

Your resistance only makes my PENIS harder - Carno

Hey, you're that asshole who took my blocks. Get the fu ck out of there or i'll come and slit your throat, then kill your family. :3

Or give my blocks back. ^_^

~Nyoro N - Carno

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